William Jude Hatchell is a Staff Reporter for the WHS Surveyor. While he has been on the Staff for one Semester, his articles are always too long and ambitious, which is why he mysteriously didn’t publish more than one article in that year.
Hatchell has a new anxiety approximately every year. Last year’s was writing. Previous anxieties include health, morality, and morality again.
In his free time while not writing, Hatchell enjoys procrastinating on writing, playing games on his LG flat-screen television, forgetting to read, and eating food. He would like to be a fiction writer, but somehow can never find the time to do it. Hatchell lives in Cedar Rapids, Iowa with his family of three and his cat, as well as a Nintendo Switch. Occasionally, he used to see the ghost of his passed feline on the way home from Elementary School.
It’s a common---so much so that it’s become generic---thing to say that theater kids are weird. But what happens when that “weirdness” grows far beyond that; when it becomes so huge and commercialised...
